no. i don’t want to hear about your new year’s resolution.

if you really wanted to stop smoking or start working out, you’d have done it already. what sort of weak minded bastard puts off doing something they really want/need to do for another few weeks/months because that’s the special day that everyone else is making failed promises to themselves? is it because, deep down, you think you’ll look like less of a failure come march, when everyone else has fallen off the resolution wagon, too?

do you want to know who follows through on things? people who shut the fuck up and just do it.

you know what my new years resolution is? to remind you that, one year from now, you’ll still be all of the following: smoking, fat, and drowning in credit card debt. happy new year, fuckers.