actually, i hate every “es” that’s mistakenly replaced with “ex”.

i can’t excape the fact that i’d expecially like some expresso, excetera.

what the hell is wrong with you? i know you hang out at either a) starbucks or b) that trendy non corporate coffee shop, so how are you missing the fact that espresso is written all over the place with an “s” and not an “x”? you’re pissing off the people taking your order, too, by the way.

“well, hur hur, i like my drink order to arrive really fast, so i say expresso b/c it’s like express + espresso, see?”

no. fuck you.