actually, i hate every “es” that’s mistakenly replaced with “ex”.

i can’t excape the fact that i’d expecially like some expresso, excetera.

what the hell is wrong with you? i know you hang out at either a) starbucks or b) that trendy non corporate coffee shop, so how are you missing the fact that espresso is written all over the place with an “s” and not an “x”? you’re pissing off the people taking your order, too, by the way.

“well, hur hur, i like my drink order to arrive really fast, so i say expresso b/c it’s like express + espresso, see?”

no. fuck you.

no, no, i get it. you think it’s a combination of “maybe” and “perhaps”, and you say it because you think it makes you seem cultured.

it’s not mayhaps. it’s mayhap. look it up. either way, it doesn’t make you sound fancy and/or british. you sound like a pretentious tool at a ren fair.